and i'll leave you with this little bit of intimacy:
yes, that would be my very own teeth, plaster-casted. in fact, i already have a set of these bad boys from circa 1999 in my drawer at home. i should start a collection on a mantle or something. i just find them SOOOOOOOOO creepy, i'm not sure why. so i figure that everyone should have to look at the creepiness courtesy of my orthodontist. who isn't creepy at all, by the way.
ps--i definitely texted this photo to everyone i know with a cell phone! because today, i'm obsessed with my teeth.